cupcakes for dinner and a side of sexual freedom please

So I've just returned home from playing my first indoor volleyball game of the season. It went okay, we lost two out of three to a deaf team. Yeah, you heard me.
So after getting home, I immediately have to pack up my sleepy children in the van, to take our 15 year old baby sitter home at 11 pm. In the meantime, I haven't eaten ALL blessed day, but I don't want to stop at a drive through because I'm afraid the ultrasonic boom of an intercom will awaken my precious little beasts, and I won't be able to eat anyway!
On a normal day, my husband would've been home and we probably would have had McDonald's or a pizza for dinner, instead I dined on a Hostess Cupcake.
When my husband is gone, oddly enough, I just don't take care of myself like I usually do.
Why is that?
I still care for my kids and my pets the same, but I just won't feel like brushing my teeth or taking off my make-up. Gross I know. Thank God I have to interact with the outside world from time to time while he's gone, otherwise I'd probably fall apart. Some model huh?
See thats just my beef though. Men think that the SECOND they leave, their women are whoopin' it up with other men. Why is that??
Why so insecure fellas?
Saturday night, I went out with my friend Kelly,
(Aaron's girlfriend if you're following his blog) and my other friend, Paul. We went to a dance club downtown called, "Have a nice day cafe" pretty funky 70's retro club. Anyway, the three of us danced, had a fishbowl, and for those of you who don't know what I'm referring to, it's an actual fishbowl...filled with alcohol and a little fruitpunch. Very yummy, even for a non drinker like me.
Now we all had our share of "LOOKS" from people, you know what I'm talking about, it's only to be expected in a place like that. Yes Aaron, even Kelly got looks from other men.
Someone even took a picture of her ass with their camera phone!
But neither of us women acted on these attractual invitations, Paul could because he's single.
Now I don't know how Aaron reacted when i rolled Kelly up to their house at 3am, but I can only imagine what may have been said later.
But why is it okay for guys to go out with their buddies for a couple of drinks, say after work or a volleyball game and the woman is supposed to feel assured that everything is innocent.
Aren't these the same assembly of men that my husband doesn't want ME around at a bar, but I'm supposed to trust that they only act like that...from time to time. Right.
I must admit though, it is good see that you might just still be attractive to the opposite sex. Maybe I'm alone in this, but since I got married, that part of my sexual radar has long since broken. And it's funny because my husband fixes radar for the military, but this is a much different frequency.
Now I won't even begin to get into how I feel about bachelor/bachelorette parties, but keeping on the topic of how the playing field is about as level as the Tower of Pisa, I'm also protesting the common misbelief that women aren't as sexually turned on by photographs, movies or anything else a man thinks is strickly taboo for a woman.
Let me tell you a little secret fellas, just like you say a guy is lying when he tells his girl he's
"just not into that stuff", woman lie about it too.
And Why is THAT?
I'm not too positive, but I think a lot of it has to do with fear - on both sides.
Women are afraid that if they reveal what they like, the man will be disgusted. Hello! It's more like intimadated. And a man is afraid that she'll think he's a pervert and never respect him again. We already know you're perverts, we just pretend we don't notice.
Now I'm not a feminist or a freak, I just can't see why we hide our true feelings from each other. Is it that much more exciting to keep it to yourself?!?
I didn't have two kids in 16 months by being shy, but there are even some things my husband and I don't talk about, and that's strange to me.
Well,
I guess we'll have something to talk about when he gets home, after I put on my B.C. patch.