To Be A MILF Or Not To Be A MILF, That Is The Question

I just got off the phone with my wonderful, loving husband.
It was so good to hear his voice. I told him what I've been doing these past few days, and how I set up a blog just to annoy Aaron. He laughed. I told him that I named my blog "Vinny's Mom's a MILF" and how I heard that Aaron didn't like it too much - which was all part of my diabolical plan... heh heh heh
Well it turns out that my husband didn't like the name either
(evil republican electrical engineers sticking together)
When I asked him why he thought Aaron didn't approve of my blog title,

Kevin replied,
"because it has to do with cheating, thats why he doesn't like it."
Well I highly doubt thats Aaron's reason, but whatever.
Now I was never under the impression that a MILF dealt with infidelity.
Let me clarify the mnemonics for those of you who may be lost.
In the movie, American Pie, we are introduced to two highschool boys at a house party who come across a picture of, "the woman of the house"

(Stiffler's mom as she came to be known) the boys, very drunk, stand staring at the picture when the one says "Oh man, Stifflers mom's a MILF".

When his friend asks him what a MILF is, the guy replies,
"M-I-L-F, Mom I'd Love to F*$K".
I can't tell you how hard I laughed when I saw that for the first time.

Of course we come to find out that Stiffler's friend, Paul Finch, ends up having sex with Stifflers mom on prom night.
Well, I thought that this was a hilariously attention grabbing title for my blog, it's just that sence of humor I warned you about.
So after my husband told me that he, and apparently other people think a MILF has to do with cheating, I did some research in my defense.
At no time in the movie is there mention of Stifflers dad being around, in fact, Stifflers mom is divorced.
So the fact that she slept with a 17 year old boy may be a problem in some folks eyes, but at no time was she cheating.
Now, I'm a young mother, and I think that I am somewhat attractive, at least with a full face of make up and a wonder bra. lol
So the idea of dubbing myself as a MILF may prompt some to strongly disagree, and thats fine; because it would cause people to react to my blog site,

and isn't that really why we all do this?
On the other hand, some may see a picture of me and say, "yeah, she is a MILF" and for those 8 of you out there I am eternally grateful. lol
Doesn't everyone need a little self assurance from time to time?
Someone to tell you that you look nice today, or have a great personality.
It doesn't mean that if some 17 year old blogger said he thought I was a MILF, that I'd leave my husband and the fantastic life I've built with him! C'mon.
Maybe naming my site "Vinny's mom's a MILF" wasn't the best title I could've come up with, but it's been a while since creative writing, and like I said before,

I only started this blog to piss off my friend Aaron.

It's how we show we care in this circle of friends.
First, I have to learn how to post my photo up here, then I'll change the title of my blog, and I will leave it up to you whether or not I accurately portrayed myself.
If anyone should be offended by being called a MILF, it should be me,

and if I don't care,
why should my husband, or my husband's friends for that matter?
Maybe they're just looking out for me, like they are when they don't want me going out to a dance club with close friends. Men are so confusing.

MILF out.