VINNY'S 2!!! Holy #@$% -we need cake!

Here's my little buddy sitting nice with his sister. The pic is all stretched out for some strange reason. But never the less, they're still cute.

I'm franticly trying to prepare our home for my son's second birthday party this Saturday. Of course, minus the half hour or so I blog as to center my Chi.
We're doing a Jungle Theme for Vin. He LOVES animals.
Come to think of it, how many toddlers don't love animals?
So I'm hanging all of those "decorative vines" you can buy at the Dollar Store, from the walls and ceiling. And since Vinny's room already has jungle decor, I'm just moving all of his shit from one room to the other really.
Hanging monkeys and birds, BIG stuffed giraffes and elephants, a ride-on lion, yeah, we don't spoil our kids. Though I must say, MOST of those things are from Vinny's loving grandma. She's the reason Vinny will be in therapy at age six because Santa didn't bring him that Hummer for Christmas. lol
We do spoil a little - but NOTHING compared to a story I heard about last night.
Parents in CA dished out a half a million dollars for their daughter, Amber's 13th birthday party.
WTF????????
They said that Amber is a wonderful person, makes straight A's in school and is very entrepreneurial in designing her own fashion line. Fabulous.
Give the delicate flower a $100 savings bond and buy her a bolt or two of her favorite fabric so she can get to sewing her clothes for the next four years of high school, because you better believe I wouldn't be buying her anything for a very long time.
Obviously, money is no object to this family because the parents said they felt, "She deserved this". Listen very carefully to me....
No 13- year- old deserves a $500,000 party...just for being alive!!!
Doogie Howser, at a tender age, saved lives every day and Dr. Howser and his hottie wife never gave the Doogster a party like that.
Amber (and the only reason I remember her name is because there were huge signs of her name in Vegas style lights at her party. Flippin' ridiculous) wore a custom made dress by Dolce & Gabana, and had singer, Ashanti and some other pop/rap stars sing at her "coming of age" soiree.
Amber said, "There were some pretty good parties this year, but mine was probably the best. People are still talking about it."
What a spoiled bitch. I'm still talking about the time my friend Sara had a limo for her birthday when were were in 5th or 6th grade. It came and picked us up on the last day of school (Sara's b day is June 7th) and we went around downtown Milwaukee jammin' to Mariah Carey. We went to the "WITCHES HOUSE" near the lake and threw rocks at her strange art work in her gated yard. Then we went to a house boat, an actual house that looked like a boat and I was yelling for Noah to come out. And we all spent the night by Sara's and froze each other's -AA bras.
Those are memories $500,000 just can't buy. I'm sorry.

So Amber, you can kiss my ass birthday girl. All I ever wanted was a pony with a horn stuck on it's head so I would be the only girl with a real unicorn...well I never got it. And on Saturday, Vinny isn't getting a pony either. He'll get some awesome pizza (his personal fav), a couple gifts he needs about as much as he needs cross country shoes, and some loving friends and family.
And just for the record, if I DID have the funds to do it "Amber style" for my kids...I STILL WOULDN'T. My kids would be singing the praises of God that I still let them live in my mansion once they turned into evil pre-teens and teenagers.
If any of you feel that Vinny is some how getting jobbed for his big second celebration. Blog me about it, and I'll tell you where you can send your checks or Credit Card numbers!