Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Amusement park sex

I am a person who is perfectly comfortable with public displays of affection (PDA's). In fact, I welcome it from my husband.
But I've come a long way from the PDA's I consider appropriate compared to what I would've done ten years ago.
Kevin and I went to Great America in Gurnee IL. over Halloween weekend for their "end of operating season" celebration called, "FRIGHTFEST".
The entire amusement park is transformed for halloween and they have special shows, attractions and haunted houses. It's very cool.
I've always thought that Great America is a better place to go on a first date versus a movie or a concert, just because you have ample time to really get to know each other while you're waiting 90 minutes in line for a ride that lasts 32 seconds.
Of course most men (or women for our egalitarian society members) wouldn't want to pay roughly $100.00 for a first date -understandibly.

It always brings me great enjoyment to people watch while in line at Great America. The civil engineers didn't disappoint when they configured the layout for crowd control in places like Great America or Disneyland. By the time you reach your destination, you know at least 40 people by name and agenda without ever speaking to them.
"Oh-they're the ones who got trashed last night and came here on a whim after a 3 am White Castle craving."
Some people though, you know all about without ever hearing them speak.
They're the ones who are doing all but actually engaging in full on sex while they're in line, and honestly, they're my favorites to watch! Why? Well, they're the easiest to make fun of, number 1. Then, you KNOW they're doing it to get attention so they are purposely trying to look sexy. It's like porn for the seriously deprived and uneducated.
Though I must admidt that I've probably been the focus of someones stares and snickers as I engaged in somewhat less-than-appropriate PDA's in the past.
Now it was chilly, as it always is in the Chicago area in the end of October, so I snuggled up to Kevin in line and we made "intimate physical contact" from time to time. But I wonder why now I'm not so keen on the idea of a hot and steamy make out session in front of hundreds of people, as once upon a time, it wouldn't have bothered me.
Is it maturity, or embarrassment?
Kevin and I were amongst the oldest "couple"-- that wasn't there with children that is, so I suppose we were setting a good example for our nations youth. I'm sure if Kevin and I started making out in line, some 12 year old boys would be like "AWE MAN! Fuckin' Gross - check out those old people!"
Well, they'd probably say "Awe Man! Look at that old guy getting it on with that hot chick! SWEET!" lol
But why should I feel hesitant or ashamed to be affectionate towards my husband in a place like that when there are so many other people doing the same thing? And very poorly I might add.
So I think next year I'm gonna plan to take Kevin in a dark corner of a haunted house and completely ravage him right then and there. And if people happen to pass by and notice us in "the act", becomming completely terrified in the process, we'll they paid to be scared right?!? They just got their monies worth then.

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