Addy's Friend of the Day Caught with Pants Down

I was all geared up to introduce you to my newest Friend of the Day, Danno. I eloquently described in elaborate detail, what a great, loving, intelligent guy he is...

UNTIL I ran out to get my latest issue of Modern Nude Magazine-----
I mean, I saw this in someone's garbarge... on my way to Bible Study and was so disgusted by the idea that I had to bring it home to burn it. Yeah, thats it.

The magazine thrives on publishing some of their latest entries and up and comming "hopefuls" and they also like to publish their rejections as well.

Looks like Danno Goodbody just wasn't good enough today.
Maybe it was the photo of you spread eagle on that horrendus orange tractor that turned them off? Though I'm just taking a wild guess here.

I personally enjoyed the artfulness and impressionism you captured in the photos where chinchillas were taking a dust bath on your newly shaven chest.
It gave me chills baby, chinchilla chills.

Here is the cover Danno strove to grace with his dashing good looks and Michaelangelo's DAVID physique.

I also posted his letter of rejection.
As we believe and teach in the modeling industry, "When the front door closes, the back door opens", just don't use YOUR back door as your cover shot!

Just for the record, Dirty Dave's got NOTHING on you!

You keep reaching for the stars Danno (the porn stars)

We're here to support you!

P.S. can you send me the name of your "WAXision" -he really did a great job in those problem areas