Let the count down begin

Alert the unicycle riding penguins and sombody find that midget that serves tostada chips out of his oversized sombrero.
Is it really oversized or is it just a normally sized obnoxious sombrero that looks even more obnoxious on senior pequeno? Nevermind.

There are only 9 more days until Addy celebrates another trip around the sun.

You may be thinking, "Big deal", and to that I say, "Shame on AND screw you" at the same time! I expect no less than a digital pony from all of you. Maybe some e-coupons for Webbs would be nice.
Buy one get one Double Cheeseburgers, can't beat that!

Actually, I really don't even care about my birthday this year. As sad and pathetic as that sounds, I've already set my focus far ahead of myself and have begun planning for my daughters 1st birthday in the end of April. Babies trump everything, and thats just the way it is.

Maybe I'll get a chance to sneek away and slam a margarita in a dark corner of a dirty mexican restaurant. Then I'll be happy...

Just make sure the midget comes around with chips.