Fed Up US Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy

Citing the Bush Administrations ongoing refusal to provide a timetable for withdrawl, the US troops stationed in Iraq have devised their own exit strategy.

In a striking rebuke of the assertions that a swift exit is neither practical or possable, solidiers of varying rank have outlined a straightforward plan of immediate disengagement, dubbed "Operation Screw This."

Staff Sgt. Cornelieus Woods was later seen gelaming at the chalk laid exodus schematics as he rested his hands on his utility belt and assuringly nodded, "Yes-Sir-EEE-Bob, it's a good plan, it's a good plan. By this time tomorrow, we will have retaken our positions at our families' dinner tables in full force"

Put the apple pie on the window sill to cool and get your laundry hung outside. The troops are coming home.