Friday, January 13, 2006

Rumored "Facts" I want to put to rest

If you're like me, you get tons of emails from "friends" that have all of these funny, unknown facts for you to waste your time reading. Thses "friends" never bother to write anything to you personally, they just forward all of this shit to you. And if you're like me, you read it, at least most of the time.
Well since the blogosphere is worldwide, I want to display some of these
So- called facts up here that deal with culture and sex. My intent is that hopefully, readers FROM those countries and cultures respond and put my mind at ease with the knowledge of truth.
Are they true or false?:

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animalis punishable by death.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sexorgans of the deceased must be coveredwith a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,who pay them for the privilege of having sex forthe first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only doso with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. ( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that havesex for pleasure. That one I already knew.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight (knew that), can pull 30 times its own weight (knew that) and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. WTF?!?(From drinking little bottles of ... ?)

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in halfmore than seven (7) times. This I've herad before and I want to know

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are 50 years of age or older
(Then by the time Bush finishes out his second term, Oak Trees will be gone)

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first " Marlboro Man. BIG SURPRISE, this I don't doubt is fact.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice. He was a tormented man

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

And ... Turtles can breathe through their butts.

If I can't get any confirmation from people about these, I'm going out and getting a dolphin, a drunken ant, a coconut, paper, a donkey and my step brother (inside joke) , some pearls and vinegar (wasn't that a Tampax ad campaign?)
a cow with a stairmaster, and a duck in a tunnel.
The toothbrush and the turtle breathing through it's ass I'll take as fact and not put my hypothesis' to the test.
If you're like me, you want to know too...if you're not like me, I apoligize. You need to leave now.

9 Comments:

At 11:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation"

Which head do they decapitate?

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger Mike Stewart said...

Yes PLEASE clear up that thing about whether you can play with your weenie in Indonesia without being beheaded. I've already crossed that place off of countries I'd like to visit. Also in Santa Cruz, Bolivia you can't have sex with a woman and her daughter and the same time? Damn! You just can't have fun in some places any more!

 
At 2:45 PM, Blogger Addy said...

"Which head do they decapitate?"

Probably the one you can't live without...

the one in yer' pantalones!

 
At 1:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/donkey.htm

--The Hartford Courant's Jim Shea quipped that the higher number of donkey deaths was understandable because "the faster mode of transportation always poses the higher risk."

 
At 1:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.tortoise.org/general/wildfaqs.html#butts

Turtles have a single rear vent that is referred to as a cloaca. Feces, urine, and eggs all exit a turtle through this cloaca, so not surprisingly it is quite elastic and the opening can stretch considerably. In a small number of water turtles, the cloaca also possesses a pair of well-developed, vascularized sacs that lead off it called bursae. These cloacal bursae are surrounded by the same thin membrane as the rest of the cloaca. Gas exchange can occur across this membrane when a turtle is submerged and allow some oxygen to reach the blood. In most species this makes a minor contribution to respiration however one species of turtle from Australia has taken this to extremes. The Fitzroy River turtle (Rheodytes leukops) can pump water in and out of its cloacal bursae such that it can obtain as much as two-thirds of its oxygen supply through this route. [Source: Aquatic respiration and diving in the freshwater turtle, Rheodytes leukops by Craig E. Franklin. Proc. Physiol. Soc.]

 
At 1:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/chem00/chem00595.htm

No, vinegar does not MELT pearls. However, because vinegar is acidic, it
will dissolve natural and cultured pearls. How long it takes depends on the
size of the pearl and the concentration of the acid.

 
At 1:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scientists have solved one of the acoustic world's riddles. It is a myth, they will announce today, that a duck's quack has no echo.

But they will also add, a trifle sheepishly, that the echo of a duck's quack is very difficult to hear.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/news/story/0,12976,1037559,00.html
http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.htm

 
At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs."

I won't spoil the fun with cut and paste, see for yourself:
http://www.hyperactive-stage.co.uk/bovinedescenders/

 
At 3:04 PM, Blogger Addy said...

Ally, you are a God among ants!
Thank you so much for enlightening me!

 

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