Golden Showers, What's the Big Deal?

Since you already know my stance on certain sexual heighteners such as Sex Swings and Passion Parties, I thought I would clear the air on another uncomfortable practice many of you have not dared try.

The Golden Shower, Described by Wikipedia as such: Urolagnia (also known as urophilia) is a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to urine.
People with urolagnia often like to urinate in public, or urinate on, or be urinated on by other people, and may drink the urine. The consumption of urine is urophagia. Some like to watch others doing these things. These activities are often described by the euphemisms "golden showers" or "watersports" (which should not be confused with water sports).
As a sexual fetish, urine may be consumed or the person may bathe oneself in it. Other variations include arousal from wetting or seeing someone else wet their pants or underclothes, or wetting the bed. For some individuals the phenomenon may include a diaper fetish and/or arousal from infantilism. Watersports may also be used in a BDSM scene as a form of humiliation, sometimes involving desperation until incontinence or infantilization, sometimes physical humiliation associated with being urinated on or pressured to consume urine.
Urolagnia is sometimes associated with, or confused with, a sexual attraction to someone experiencing the discomfort or pain of a full bladder, a sadomasochistic inclination.

OK, now that you're all throughly uncomfortable with the literary word, let me tell you that I've had a Golden Shower. Many times. Though my experiences are not as exciting, or absolutely disguisting as the descriptions of above that some blessed pervert is enjoying right at this moment.
No, the golden showers I've recieved are not to reach new climax as my partner eliminates on me...
NO. My kids piss on me.
It hadn't happened to me in quite some time. Having a daughter now, reduces some of the risk I had become all to aware of with having a son first. With a baby boy, it is no different than what you see in the movies as slapstick comedy. You're changing the diaper of your beautiful baby boy, and all of a sudden there is an amazing stream of piss shooting over your head not unlike the water and lights shows in Vegas. In a mad panic, you place your hand over the infant geiser in an attempt to sustain any further damage, but it can't be contained. I wouldn't think thier urethras would even be so strong to produce such velocity!
After 7 or 8 times of getting doused in the face with my sons "refined formula", I learned how to efficeintly change Vinny without the Golden Shower. I can't tell you how many times had to wash that wall though after fine tuning my cat-like reflexes to save myself from complete urination devastation.

Well, Last night, my daughter gave me a "golden shower".
(I can just see some perve trying to look up info on this subject on the web, when my blog pops up, next thing you know-- I'm whisked to jail for sexually assulting an infant by my own confession)
As I was attempting to change Maddy, she began squirming, like she ALWAYS does now. So, Keeping ONE hand on her, I bent down to grab a toy to distract her so I could finish the job.
(boy, this is sounding more & more incriminating as I go on)
As she was delightfully intrigued by her lights and sounds toy, I removed the old diaper from beneath her. As I was cleaning her up, I noticed her little eyes light up and she smiled at me. Mommy that I am, I went to give her a little eskimo kiss on her button nose, when all of a sudden, I feel a warm rush of fluid all over my hand and it began running down my wrist and arm. This quickly turned into a difficult situation. Her PJ's were sopping wet, the changing mat was soaked, and I'm forced to wipe my pee'd on arm in my t-shirt so I can tend to Miss Madison who has made an extreme mess of things. The only thought that ran through my head at that moment was how I could remove my t-shirt without pulling it over my head.

So, as I have contemplated different sexual experiences, weighing the pros and cons evenly, I've decided that anything my child has done to me before a sexual partner has, is definitely on my "don't touch it" list.
Maybe I'll play it safe and go with the "Dirty Sanchez" next time.