Brainstorming for Microsoft

I've devised the perfect program that will allow Microsoft to appeal to a WIDER DEMOGRAPHIC, pursay.

This newest installation of Microsoft Word will convert any languge to ebonics or hip hop with just a touch of ANY of these keys: !**%#&@
It also performs opposite duty, reconfiguring any 40oz jive talk, into professional, ledgible, literacy.

No longer will the words "Beeyatch", "drawz", "funna'", "dawgz" or "boyz" be underlined, implying misspelling or improper grammar.
Also, when the user selects the "help" key, one of hip hops beloved artists pops up on the screen drive-by style, to assist their hommiez with any obsticle associated with thier
"Compton Composition"

Microsoft WORD. has been given rave reviews by the NCAA and by the Ebonics for Truth foundation.

So the next time you need to spit yo' lyrics hype, do it with Microsoft Word...
O I may jus' bust a cap in yo' ass. Word.