Size Matters for Fit Models

Remember way back when I told you that I was a "fit model" for Kohls?
No? Whats that you say? You could care less about my worthless exhistance. I knew you paid attention!

Well, my husband sent me this story about another professional Fit Model, and her explaination may better help you to understand this complex, intricate and fragile world that is fit modeling.

Just the fact the story's headline is "Size Matters" says it all. Good thing my husband caught on to that too.

My fit modeling career has actually been put on ice, as "my thighs are 2 inches too small". Not my words, it's what the designers told me. I guess it was bittersweet for me because the fact that I was losing weight made me giggle like a little girl inside, but it also meant that I didn't keep up my end of the bargain with this nationwide distributor of clothing.

So I'll have to rush out to Kohl's to buy any and all of Candie's brand designer clothing before April 30th because those items will be the last garments that will be produced exactly to my body measurements.

After I begin playing volleyball again (in May, thank Guddah) I will be remeasured to see if my thighs have gained more muscle, hence more gerth. Maybe then I can resume my position as "THE CANDIES FIT MODEL"
For now, I'll enjoy my small thighs...as will my husband!