Mrs. 3000

When I checked my blog this morning, I saw that I had 3004 hits. Thats 2984 more than I expected to get since I only have about 10 friends.

I'm sure Aaron will be the first one to tell me again that my hit counter is bunk because it counts every time people come back in a day, even if someone returns multiple times. Especially since Aaron has like 8 grand on his hit counter or something ridiculous like that. Well I'm not into popularity contests, thats not why I'm here. I've got a simple way to explain why I'm proud of my 3000 and growing hits...

Did it count every time I got my ass kicked by my mom in a drunken rage?
Does it count when you spark up a bowl for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
Does it count when a "romp fest" goes from sun down to sun up?

A HIT'S A HIT BABY!

(for political purposes, I've never sparked up a bowl in the replacement of any meal)