Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and you entire family.
Demand Bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any critisism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "Is is a cultural USA thing. You would not understand pal."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop or proudly display in your front window, on your car bumper, or heck, drape it off of your shoulders and run around with it looking like SuperMan.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.
Demand classes on the American Culture in the Mexican school system.
Demand a local Mexican drivers license. This will afford other legal RIGHTS and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presense in Mexico. Oh, and bring someone with you to
help you if you need to take a written drivers test. Most likely it will be in Spanish, and even if there is a test in English for you, two minds are better than one, right?
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws. On the fourth of July, feel free to drive through all red lights, blaring your horn as you do so.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all it's officers.
Good Luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon be dead.
BECAUSE IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. It will not happen in Mexico or ANY other country in the world except right here in the United States, Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct polliticians.
If you agree, you probably grew up on the Southside of Milwaukee like me, or Chicago, parts of Florida, Texas, or virtually anywhere of California.
If you don't agree, go ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iraq
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